i hear that the Johnsons had a baby mrs. murphy, is that true?

mrs. murphy couldnt walk yet
so we hooked her up to a pony
the fastest pony
named Skleret, for some reason
why the Johnsons didnt have a full-grown mrs. murphy
why do you ask questions like that?
god you are dumb.
well i was just...
i hear that the pope gave Agnelinas her tattoo
is that true?
no you lame-brain, the pope is a man
no but...
shut-up
Skleret and wee mrs. murphy
went a-jog jog jogging up the cewly path
towards the marling waldrup which reblarnished her one true love
unbequeathed stevie nettlescape
who was married to the whore of Marling Street
until she was eaten by butterflies
buttcheeks first
Stevie! o love
yes my wee little scrim?
o would you care for some exercise this morning?
no.
i mean yes.
i mean not really, but if you want me to walk with you that sounds good.
um, splendid Stevie.
Skleret has my bags, inside you will find something which will delight you
another bauble perhaps?
not quite hardly my lovelance
you will find a signed document
i have purchased you. you are my slave
you may now impeach my batting without reservation!
but... your slave?
whereupon Stevie Nettlescape threw himself bodily
into a 100 gallon vat of honey and eventually died.
likewise, Skleret,
who had been up to that point
unaware of the servile role he played in the life of mrs. murphy,
thinking the two of them were more like chums
and he being the more able-bodied, why naturally he'd...
but, a... servant?
why, the pony simply could not endure
tossing himself headlong into a 100 gallon vat of molasses
which were sold anyway, except for the bits with horse in
i hear that mr. klow'winko is a cleptomaniac
is that true?
no but i will tell you who is... ronald reagan
still havent found my grandfather's WWII pilot's club ring
i know it is in hock somewhere in East Village or Cobalt City
why i would let a politician alone in my house...
i can see you right now
forgetting my address
lying to your limo-driver
circle the block
circle the block
yeah, this looks familiar
maybe it's that one
no, they didnt have a cat
no, we dont have a cat
we have a fucking pony
or we did
fuck your recession assclown